Creator Kit
/creator
Video, audio, image — convert, compress, export. YouTube hauls, Gemzy Shorts™, bad mic karaoke. No watermarks from us.
- MP4 · WebM · GIF pipelines
- Thumbnail & social crops
- Batch when you're brave
🍕 Pizza Resistance · Team DC · ALPHA
They told us to eat the crust.
We said no.
Ad-free file conversion for comedic influencers, indie publishers, and pillow-fort game devs. No banner ads. No “synergistic protein intake solutions.” Just tools that work.
FreeConvert API integration — Chief's idea from day one · EliteToolz skin on top · SHICKING™ not included
Three doors. One resistance.
Heavy jobs burn more tokens. Light jobs barely whisper.
Publisher Kit
/publisher
PDFs, ebooks, print prep. FoodieTalk glossaries, Substack exports, FutureVision lore drops — sans corporate slideshow noise.
- PDF ↔ DOCX ↔ EPUB
- Merge · split · compress
- Print-ready when Kogan calls
GameDev Kit
/gamedev
Sprites, audio beds, WASM bundles. Emojitris assets, Phaser ports, arcade drops for FV Labs — from the ThinkPad trenches.
- PNG · WebP · sprite sheets
- OGG · MP3 · loop trims
- Archive unpack for jam weeks
Token tiers
Start with six on the house. Upgrade when FakeB00b.com pays for itself.
Free
$0
6 tokens
Taste the resistance. Light converts only.
Standard
$4.95
Monthly refill
Daily creator grind. No ad maze.
Pro
$9.95
Heavy jobs
Publisher + video minutes stack.
Agency
$19.95
Fleet mode
Multi-kit. Multi-tenant. Multi-chaos.
Conversion minutes & file weight = more tokens. Exact burn table ships with API phase 2.
FreeConvert shows you seventeen ads and a VPN popup.
We show you a button, a progress bar, and a file.
Pizza Resistance. EliteToolz.live. Built from a $5 pillow fort.
Join the resistance
API wiring lands next. Get pinged when /creator goes hot.
Logged to the comfy shield. We'll holler when kits go live.